my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable
what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt
Wait there are toilets like that?
what an incredible experience it must be
im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt
Archie wants us to know that gender equality turns him off, as though we’d actually care
And that, friends, is why you should love Ellen DeGeneres unconditionally (okay, yes, one of the reasons why, don’t go nitpicking). That is all we can say without making unintelligible noises of happiness.
That’s as close as I’ll get to imagining pretend scenarios.
lizzie doesnt fuck around
Tom Felton's gonna be on here… Would you like to do a little shoutout? We'll play it for him. [x]
daniel radcliffe has to be protected at all costs