when you want to talk to someone but you have no idea what to say
I think we need to invent a game called ‘shatner’
Someone yells ‘SHATNER’ at you and then you have to overact whatever you were doing
this is like the less dangerous version of infomercial
I played this in Uni the other day and the guy behind me flung himself off his chair and into the wall
#What if this is what really happens when mermaids/sirens take men into the water?
#What if they like really want to love them and be with them but they know they themselves can’t survive on land
#So they bring the guys into the water in the hopes that they turn into mermen
#but they just die
"A mermaid found a swimming lad,
Picked him for her own,
Pressed her body to his body,
Laughed; and plunging down
Forgot in cruel happiness
That even lovers drown.”
—William Butler Yeats
Hi, Max, it’s me. Sorry to interrupt I know you’re probably up there playing baseball with your dad. Um, look I’ve got a situation here. I think that i have been holding myself back from falling in love again and I think it’s because I cant let you go. But, you’re not here anymore so I have to ask this: would it be okay if I moved on? I realize you have no way of answering that but um—oh okay! I will take that as a yes. In that case, I should get back in there. I guess this is it. For real this time. Bye, Max.
Kids, I must have heard your mom’s rendition of “La Vie En Rose” a million times over the years. Every night when she tucked you in, for instance. But that performance, that first night I ever heard her sing, that one will always be my favorite.
This is probably the last time I’m going to have real internet in a long while and I don’t even really have time to blog my heart out and this is sad. So here is a quick post of my feels right now.
HIMYM: I am officially pretty damn okay with the show again. This last episode made me cry and simultaneously made me want to be best friends with the mother (have they named her? I cannot remember for the life of me).
Flyleaf: Sameer singing City Kids will sing me to sleep for the next indefinite amount of nights because it is beautiful. #sameerforpresident
Supernatural: Woooo, Cain is rad. Shit is likely to go down though. I’m staying tuned (hopefully).
Doctor Who: Moffat seems to be stealing plots from Tumblr again. I swear, if it turns out that Capaldi’s Doctor really was the guy from the previous Pompeii episode, I am going to rant about it on Tumblr (if I have real internet at the time).
Moving House: Equal parts happy because things are going to be easier monetarily, I’ll be able to walk everywhere again and I’ll be near my family and living with my cat again and sad/anxious because I like my view of the ocean, have no idea how I’m going to pay Brandon back for the internet, don’t want to have to pay to have the carpets cleaned, don’t want things to go topside and have to move back in and stuff not working out and uuuurgh.
and that’s everything I can think of right now. seeya tumblr.